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Alright, now who's the cocksucker who had a diarrhea attack and left their ass puke all over the toilet seat?
by cantbetheking July 22, 2014
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In males, when the thing that was a pain in his ass has finally gotten to the point where it has torn him a new asshole and has moved on to his balls. Thus causing the thing annoying him to now be a pain in the balls.
My drug addict son has become a pain in the balls ever since he stopped using gateway drugs and starting shooting up on hardcore shit.
by cantbetheking August 29, 2013
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When an uncircumcised male pinches the top of his foreskin and then begins urinating, the inside of his penis fills up the same way a water balloon would if you filled it with water. Thus creating a penial water balloon. It is fun for the man to then aim and let go to try and get all the urine to splash right into the toilet bowl, although he will pretty much always miss completely and splash his urine everywhere else.
Making a penial water balloon is a good way to clean out all dirt and gunk that constantly gets trapped under my foreskin.
by cantbetheking January 05, 2014
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When your pubic hair outgrows the length of your dick and gets so thick that it covers your dick and balls entirely to the point where all you can see when you pull down your undies is a jungle between your legs. If you are outbushed but don't find that you have really thick set of pubes, then you probably have an embarrassingly small penis.
I am so incredibly outbushed that my pubic hair can actually support the seven ticks that are living in the jungle between my legs.
by cantbetheking November 02, 2013
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The bubble that forms around the top of a cup after a guy has ejaculated his semen into the cup and then put the cup into the microwave for a minute or so. The guy usually then takes the cup out of the microwave and pops the bubble with his erect penis which causes a blast of warm air to be shot into his genital region.
After having sex with the snowman I made, I decided to make a hot cum balloon with some semen I had stored in the fridge so I could pop the bubble with my erect penis and thaw out my frosty shaft.
by cantbetheking November 07, 2013
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When a man shoves his nuts far down his partner's throat, causing he or she to gag and regurgitate, and the regurgitated stomach acid burns the gentleman's nut sack.
My girlfriend wouldn't stop going on and on about her day so to shut her the fuck up, I shoved my balls down her throat, and accomplished my mission of silencing her, but I ended up with a scrotal singe after she regurgitated from gagging on my hairy coin purse.
by cantbetheking November 02, 2013
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The skin under a guy's dick that surrounds his balls and is quite stretchable and fun to twist and play with.
I enjoy standing in front of a mirror, spreading my legs, and watching my scrotum just hang and dangle.
by cantbetheking August 29, 2013
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