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When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.
I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.
by Ali T May 14, 2003
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From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.
"Ugh, I wish Reddit wasn't full of STEMlords the entire goddamn time."
by nopeidontneedanameok October 15, 2015
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when one fills balloons with the man juice then proceeds to throw them in the air and allow them to break over one's face.
Brian was bored with Jeff's games so he decided to play cum balloons by himself.
by mr. amazing April 27, 2006
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When someone gets filled up with so much cum they turn into a balloon
Damn, Josh fucked his girl so hard last night he turned her into a Cum-Balloon!
by Monkey and Stoney May 16, 2016
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