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cullprit 

Da pathetically-inept/bumbling "bottom of da heap" or "floor-sweepings" type of crook who is such a doofus in his commissions of his crimes dat he puts all criminals to shame.
Most cullprits hafta operate alone because nobody else in da field of crime wants to work with them for fear dat da klutzes' atrociously-blundering ways --- which often make da cops' job of apprehension a lot easier --- will risk getting THEM caught, as well.
cullprit by QuacksO November 13, 2018
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A bowel movement immediately following rotten flatulence
"Don't worry, I just got rid of the culprit."
culprit by krambus January 11, 2012

Culprit Stall

The bathroom stall determined to be responsible for exuding the wretched, stomach-turning scent experienced upon first entering some public bathrooms.

It's the one that you hope doesn't become yours in the event of the traditional bathroom lineup.
Jenny was next in line for the first available restroom at the mall when she smelled (and realized) that she was destined for the culprit stall. In a quick effort to evade her future, Jenny passed her turn. She let the woman behind her go ahead, as to avoid any further olfactory trauma.
Culprit Stall by pvyktria January 12, 2010
anything or anyone that has bad style or does something that deserves to be made fun of
1. "Thats such a culprit car, its rolling on two spare tires and has a broken headlight"
2. "Ur such a culprit, you're wearing socks with sandals"
culprit by Brooke E November 5, 2006

Culpriting

The act of commiting a crime
I'm glad I'm a part of your culpriting.
Culpriting by ALIEGAT0R October 16, 2008

culpritating 

The act of doing wrong.
Johnny was caught culpritating. (doing wrong)
culpritating by Gadget King September 22, 2011

Culprits 

Culprits refers to a pair of boobs, whether they be man boobs (moobs) or lady boobs (mams).
Rich: Cor blimey Dave, look at that!
Dave: Sweet jehovah, i wouldn't mind givin them culprits a squeeze
Culprits by Nickynoo July 4, 2007
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murderhobo 

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