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cullingus

Cullingus is in general the art of oral sex, when one connects mouth to vagina.
"Dude my cullingus skillz are fucken awesome, I should become a pornstar"
or
"I'm quite good at cullingus, i've watched heaps of porn baby"
by NZcullingus September 23, 2007
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Joe Collings

Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.
J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019
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Joe Collings

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.
by C.P.L. December 28, 2019
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cunilingus

to use the mouth, especially the tongue with the intent of bringing a female to orgasm; to lick pussy; to suck cunt.
I am a master of cunilingus.
by Tommyboy July 24, 2003
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cunnlingus

by Anonymous November 9, 2003
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Matthew John Collings

Man doesn't walk he roll like a ball. Ever played overwatch? cause his is equivalent to the hamster. he is just so huge
wow matthew john collings is so big
by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021
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Culling

Culling is the process of seasonally removing friends from a group based on specific criteria. This is done either to reinforce certain desirable characteristics, such as werewolfism (the term for having fun drunken alter egos), or to remove certain undesirable characteristics, such as snailism (the term for excessively hanging around when no one wants you there). The process of culling usually involves large amounts of salt.
Culling Gale the Snail: "Nobody likes salting the snail, but she leaves you no choice."
by AlwaysSunny August 12, 2011
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