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cuckstain 

When an unfaithful partner has sex and either the man pulls out or takes his condom off in bed the woman then rolls over, typically in her sleep, into said wetspot getting pregnant. The child is then called a cuckstain for life.
He said he is smarter than me he's such a cuckstain.
cuckstain by snargleflax September 12, 2022

Cuckstamp 

Any national flag that displays a smaller flag of that nation's current or former colonizer/conqueror. Typically seen in the flags of former British colonies.

The word first appeared up in 4chan's /int/ board, and was coined by posters making fun of the British Union Jacks found in the flags of Australia and New Zealand
1. "At least my flag doesn't have a cuckstamp," said the Canadian, as he opened another bottle of maple syrup.
2. Have you been to Hong Kong lately? Lot's protesters waving cuckstamps in the streets.
Cuckstamp by El Hopaness Romtic September 16, 2019

cuckistan 

A place that was once a home for reasonable dialogue and free-speech that has been transformed into a feminist, social justice hell-hole. Populated by pathetic, low-T suffering men who's slavish attempts to placate angry feminists and millennial snowflakes earns them only derision and disrespect.
Man, I couldn't stand another semester at U.C. Berkley....Felt like I was living in Cuckistan.

If Hillary had won the election, we'd all be living in Cuckistan...
cuckistan by SJWCrusher October 2, 2017
a person who has no redeeming values or qualities, who simply exists, and with their existence does nothing but complain and take from the world. they provide nothing in the way of stimulating conversation, great personality, etc. they simply take up space and own a body.
"Gee, he's such a useless fuckstain."
fuckstain by caiaphas December 14, 2006

cockstain 

Some white freaky stuff. White boys get them White women to do anything.
You wanna do a cockstain?
cockstain by PorchMonkey4Life September 7, 2008
1:The unintentional remnants, Dried or moist, of Seminal and/or Vaginal fluid typically found on any surface where intercorse has been performed.
2:A person or persons who are a waste.
1:I screwed my Girlfriends brains out last night and now My sheets have fuckstain's all over them

2: That guy is a total Fuckstain.
Fuckstain by Anonymous November 20, 2002
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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