cuckoff 

Two cuckolds having sex with each others wives as a form of battle

Didya hear?Jim and Cucky are having a cuckoff

cuckoff by cocksucker.2 November 5, 2023

Cockoff 

When a bunch of questionable dudes each take a paper plate, go upstairs, cut a hole in said plate, work one up, put their respective cocks in said holes, go back downstairs, and present before an appropriate panel of judges (panel is made up of fellow dudes, not gals).

Cockoffs can also take place in a dudes backyard....perhaps at some sort of celebratory cook-out.

Weasel: Blake......I guarantee I have a larger COCK than you.

Blake: With utmost heartfelt respect, I disagree.

Weasel: Why don't we cockoff then?

Blake: I'll go get the brand new ream of plates I just bought.

Cockoff by Wease and Linda July 7, 2009

cockoffscopy 

A medical procedure by which a Gentleman who wishes to transition into a Lady, has their genitalia lopped off, whilst creating a bit of a tuck in front of their bunghole, to resemble a vagina.
The reverse of this might be called a Strapadictomy, whereby a Lady alters their genitalia to resemble a penis.

"Here, have you heard about Arthur?"
"No?"
"He's now a Martha, 'he's' has a cockoffscopy!"
"Blimey that's gotta itch."

cockoffscopy by MasterScorpio October 17, 2023

Cockoff 

Ship name of C-list actress Olivia Cockburn and nepotism baby Jeff Azoff trying to fuck over their client Harry but instead end up no so sneakily fucking each other.

Have you seen Cockoff hold hands while dancing like worms? Quick, some eye coverup and holy water.

Cockoff by _WJ September 18, 2021

Cockoff 

When one does something stupid, wrong, they should 'Cockoff'.

Just Cockoff you twat

Cockoff by 90Nz0 August 14, 2003

cackoffice jockey 

1., someone whom prefers to hear themselves talk over listening
2., a back stabber that talks shit about fellow employees
3., lacking spine and/or balls to confront situations like an adult

4., prefers utilizing back stabbing skills to avoid work
5., a nosey coworker that rubber necks

Dude, friggen Todd ran into the wall because we was trying so hard to look in my office when he walked by!

-Yah, yesterday he was talking for ours about you behind your back to everyone
That's strange because he only ever wants to tell me about his weekend - doesn't want to hear about mine
-He is such a cackoffice jockey

cackoffice jockey by revere jr. December 4, 2020

Cockoff 

Ship name for Scooter Braun wannabe Jeffrey Azoff and D list actress Olivia Cockburn, whose affair caused the demise of Olivia Wilde’s engagement to Jason Sudeikis.

I can’t believe the media is still trying to pretend Holivia is real after all those videos of cockoff holding hands and grinding at the Harry Styles concerts.

Cockoff by OliviaWildesBadBotox September 24, 2021