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crywanking 

When ur sad and horny. So you wank off and cry like a baby at the same time.
I miss Pam so much I had to crywanking myself to sleep last night.
crywanking by Nastypamsy March 25, 2016
a small anti-folk duo from machester, england. they've been around for almost a decade, yet still aren't appriciated nearly as much as they should be. they've made 11 albums and dozens of songs. the best way i can describe their music is like a depressed partner or friend giving you a comforting hug while crying, even though they are the sad one. just a really good band :)
person 1: "hey, what's your favorite band ?"
person 2: "oh, i just discovered this pretty small band called crywank, i really like their stuff."
person 1: "well that's an interesting band name !"
crywank by no, i think i will February 1, 2021
Crying whilst having a wank/masturbating. When life is that bad that you have resort to comfort wanking and kleenex.
Aww boohoo your team lost what are you gonna do? How bout go in the corner and have a crywank?
Crywank by thegirlwhocriedhippo February 3, 2010

Crywaller 

When a drywall guy cries about everything. Nails in the way, framing is off but it's not.
Mike shows up on a job and cries about everything.
(Crywaller)
Crywaller by Super chaus April 4, 2013

crywithsalt 

He is the best artist and he loves drawing more . He is inspired by gawx and vexx
Wow great art crywithsalt!
crywithsalt by Bigdqddyjoe October 16, 2019
Crywank are a British anti-folk band based out of Manchester, England. The band is a duo consisting of vocalist/guitarist and founder Jay Clayton, and drummer Dan Watson, who joined in 2012. Allmusic describes their body of work as containing "sadness, paranoia, misery, and dry humor", comparing them to AJJ or 'a sarcastic Bright Eyes'. The group have independently released six full length albums. They have previously toured the UK, Ireland, parts of mainland Europe, Australia, and Canada.

Albums:
James Is Going To Die Soon – Self release, MP3 (2010) and Mount Seldom Records, Cassette, MP3 (2018)
Narcissist On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown – Self release, MP3 (2012) and Mount Seldom Records, Cassette, MP3 (2018)
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday And Everyday Is Stupid – Self release, MP3 (2013) and Mutant League Records, 12" LP, CD, MP3 (2015)
Don't Piss On Me, I'm Already Dead – Self release, MP3, CD (2016)
Egg on face. Foot in mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling. – Self release, MP3 (2017) and Mount Seldom Records, Cassette, MP3 (2018)
Wearing Beige On A Grey Day – Self release, MP3, Cassette (2019)
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth – Self release, MP3 (2020)
That man over there listens to Crywank. He must have a large penis.
Crywank by Komuro February 17, 2021