Noun: One who weeps while walking. Someone with a minor to mediocre injury at best; usually involving the knee or 'wittle finger'. No one ever cares about the crywalker, usually exaggerating the pain and making un needed weeping noises.
The crywalker moved slowly down the hall, limping and wailing in such a manner that the grown man appeared to look like a toddler crying to mommy.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.