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dale the drywaller 

Guy who has been around the trade for over 30 years
Dale the drywaller well hung, screwed and nailed all over your house

If you dont like his prices bring your wife and maybe he will dicker

Drywaller 

The act of a male nailing or stapling his penis to the inside of his own leg.
"What?! He really did the Drywaller? What a fucking dumbass!"
Drywaller by J.P. Morton October 1, 2006

Cornwaller

The ability to come up with any excuse to not work out.
person 1 - "Hey, missed you at the gym last night."

person 2 - "Sorry I got dizzy, waiting for payday, girl had me running errands, and then had happy hour after work."

person 1 - "Dude, your such a cornwaller."
Cornwaller by sissipher February 1, 2013

Crywalker 

Noun: One who weeps while walking. Someone with a minor to mediocre injury at best; usually involving the knee or 'wittle finger'. No one ever cares about the crywalker, usually exaggerating the pain and making un needed weeping noises.
The crywalker moved slowly down the hall, limping and wailing in such a manner that the grown man appeared to look like a toddler crying to mommy.
Crywalker by TheExtremeDelusion December 3, 2010
A male who furiously masturbates while uncontrollably crying about how pathetic his life is
He always acts so depressed about being single, I bet he's a crywacker.
Crywacker by Little Demons August 25, 2017