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crywanking 

When u sad and horny, and can't help but cry like a baby while wanking.
I miss Pam so much, I can't help crywanking myself too sleep each night.
crywanking by Nastypamsy April 27, 2016

cranking hoons 

The act of smoking a cigarette, normally done in a squatting position.
Wheres Lee?
Oh he’s out back cranking hoons
cranking hoons by Pimpdaddy52 February 8, 2018

Crybanging

When a song has beautiful lyrics or chords, to the point of making you cry. But then the drop is so heavy, that you want to headbang. So you simultaneously cry and headbang at the same time.
Man, that new illenium song had be crybanging the whole time!
Crybanging by ashyy_07 August 1, 2019

dumpster cranking 

The act of "cranking one out" in a dumpster.
I just caught 2 hipsters dumpster cranking out back.

Cranking 90s 

A blanket term for Fortnite, meaning to push out walls in 90-degree turns, mostly to create cover from two sides.
After you're done taking lookout and pressuring your opponent from above, you can go back to cranking 90s.
Cranking 90s by FL4ym3Burn December 1, 2019

Cranking the hog 

A BADASS TERM USED ONLY BY TRUE MEMBERS OF THE PACK, AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SORRY, MFER I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I WAS TOO BUSY CRANKING THE HOG!
Cranking the hog by Darthbubbaaa April 19, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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