1 definition by thegirlwhocriedhippo

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Crying whilst having a wank/masturbating. When life is that bad that you have resort to comfort wanking and kleenex.
Aww boohoo your team lost what are you gonna do? How bout go in the corner and have a crywank?
by thegirlwhocriedhippo February 02, 2010

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