crywhacking

Masturbating while you are crying.

My girl left me. Been crywhacking all day.

crywhacking by Bittewow May 20, 2017

crywanking 

When ur sad and horny. So you wank off and cry like a baby at the same time.

I miss Pam so much I had to crywanking myself to sleep last night.

crywanking by Nastypamsy March 25, 2016

crywanking 

When u sad and horny, and can't help but cry like a baby while wanking.

I miss Pam so much, I can't help crywanking myself too sleep each night.

crywanking by Nastypamsy April 27, 2016

Crysacking 

Verb-Complaining and, or using excuses to avoid doing anything that takes the least amount of effort..

Rosie has been crysacking all morning about her back pain in effort to get out of command physical training.

Crysacking by SuperSteve55134 November 23, 2009

Crywalking

This is specifically for pilgrims walking any of the Camino de Santiago routes: when you are moved to tears out of sadness, anger, frustration and/or joy, ect., but want to keep a good pace, so you cry while you’re walking. Crywalking.

I was deeply frustrated by the pain coming from the blisters on my feet (and in my heart🥺) but I was afraid that if I stopped I wouldn’t go on, so I ended up crywalking all the way to my albergue.

Crywalking by Meliers963 July 3, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008