crystivia

that one pretty girl that has a dog named gimpy

“y’all know crystivia?”

by pookmaster February 6, 2023

CRUSTIVITY

Levels or degrees of being 'crusty' (salty, pissy, extremely angry or generally in a bad mood).

Wow, who pissed in Jason's Wheaties? He's reached a whole new level of CRUSTIVITY today!

Man, what's up with you? You are marinating in CRUSTIVITY this evening!

by YO-HO August 22, 2009

crystipated

Crystipated: a condition common among the working class...when you need to cry...you want to cry...you SHOULD be crying...but you can't. Your eyes may fill up, but tears will not fall. The pain of a regular life has killed your body's only natural outlet of sorrow. Your heart may be cold and dead. Nobody knows this but you.

When Melissa is crystipated for too long, she will lash out in a fit of rage. If she were smart like Roberta, she would watch "Terms of Endearment" or "Steel Magnolias" and have herself a good cry, thus eliminating the threat of rage.

by Jay Squirrel February 15, 2017

CrysTina

It means Crystal Meth low key word for dealing used in alot of lyrics in Music

(Tina) for abbreviation

Can you brimg back CrysTina to the party? Because last night she was Fire !

by L!L 3V!L September 27, 2018

crystiana

A girl with the most beautiful name and who is mostly goofy all the time and very kind and loving

I'm crystiana I'm always making jokes!

by Queen___ July 16, 2017

creativians

Please also see podestrians since these are the arch enemies of the creativians. There are many similarities between the two one being that they both have two white cords hanging out of their ears howver the creativians pride themselves on the fact that theirs has creative written on them in place of a half eaten apple.

Man those creativians are so much more popular than podestrians

by stickywulf January 26, 2005

Crystina

Crystina is the nicest person ever, but you DON’T wanna get on her bad side!! She is a very smart girl. She is very fragile :) If you ever date a Crystina you’re the luckiest person ever, she will treat you like a king! She’s shy when you first meet her but I promise you she’s nothing like that, she’s a goofball and she knows how to have fun. If you have Cristina in you’re life keep her for as long as you can. Cristina is the girl all the guys and girls are jealous of!

Girl: look at Crystina shes so pretty

Boy: I know, she is beautiful!!

Girl: look at Crystina shes so pretty

Boy: I know, she is beautiful!!

by XxSauceBoss69xX September 14, 2021