crystivia
crystivia by pookmaster February 6, 2023
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CRUSTIVITY
Wow, who pissed in Jason's Wheaties? He's reached a whole new level of CRUSTIVITY today!
Man, what's up with you? You are marinating in CRUSTIVITY this evening!
Man, what's up with you? You are marinating in CRUSTIVITY this evening!
CRUSTIVITY by YO-HO August 22, 2009
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crystivia • crystina • creativians • cristiniando • crustivitis • CRUSTIVITY • cryptician • crystiana • Crystianah • Crysticals
crystipated
Crystipated: a condition common among the working class...when you need to cry...you want to cry...you SHOULD be crying...but you can't. Your eyes may fill up, but tears will not fall. The pain of a regular life has killed your body's only natural outlet of sorrow. Your heart may be cold and dead. Nobody knows this but you.
When Melissa is crystipated for too long, she will lash out in a fit of rage. If she were smart like Roberta, she would watch "Terms of Endearment" or "Steel Magnolias" and have herself a good cry, thus eliminating the threat of rage.
crystipated by Jay Squirrel February 15, 2017
creativians
Please also see podestrians since these are the arch enemies of the creativians. There are many similarities between the two one being that they both have two white cords hanging out of their ears howver the creativians pride themselves on the fact that theirs has creative written on them in place of a half eaten apple.
creativians by stickywulf January 26, 2005
Crystina
Crystina is the nicest person ever, but you DON’T wanna get on her bad side!! She is a very smart girl. She is very fragile :) If you ever date a Crystina you’re the luckiest person ever, she will treat you like a king! She’s shy when you first meet her but I promise you she’s nothing like that, she’s a goofball and she knows how to have fun. If you have Cristina in you’re life keep her for as long as you can. Cristina is the girl all the guys and girls are jealous of!
Girl: look at Crystina shes so pretty
Boy: I know, she is beautiful!!
Girl: look at Crystina shes so pretty
Boy: I know, she is beautiful!!
Crystina by XxSauceBoss69xX September 14, 2021
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