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Please also see podestrians since these are the arch enemies of the creativians. There are many similarities between the two one being that they both have two white cords hanging out of their ears howver the creativians pride themselves on the fact that theirs has creative written on them in place of a half eaten apple.
Man those creativians are so much more popular than podestrians
creativians by stickywulf January 26, 2005
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Creativitis 

Creativitis is a disease particular to creative people that prevents them from finishing much of anything because they get stuck tweaking it until it's "perfect".

Here's the ontological argument against Creativitis:

"That which does not <em>really</em> exist is less than perfect, therefore an imperfect product that <em>actually exists</em> must be better than endlessly tweaking hypothetical shit to perfection."
-Pete Michaud
Creativitis: the secret opus magnum of a "novelist" who has never actually been published, and who never will be because he's been working on this shit for 10 years and won't ever stop working on it.
Creativitis by Perfecus March 12, 2010
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Creativitus 

To be in a creative state of mind.

To be extremely creative.
Woah, Noah has always been such a creativitus!

Don't worry about it, man, you just need to work on becoming more of a creativitus.

Amanda is a real creativitus!
Creativitus by Alriar May 23, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012