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Xbox Live Crybaby
Someone who gets dickrided by everyone and when someone pisses him off, he will kick you for a day and tell the other dickriders not to invite you.
Xbox Live Crybaby by giou123 June 19, 2013
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Devilman Crybaby
tragic gay story,,
when ur crying bc new version u should watch the old one
also weird gurls in clubs, fooking awesome rap and yummy people
when ur crying bc new version u should watch the old one
also weird gurls in clubs, fooking awesome rap and yummy people
Devilman Crybaby by somsuper October 19, 2019
Devilman Crybaby
Devilman Crybaby is an anime that will make you sob for hours. It's a sad gay story. It has boobs in it, twice. Also a cum ceiling.
person 1: Have you seen Devilman Crybaby?
person 2: Yes, I have been crying, slamming pillows, throwing things, hugging plushies for hours on end!
person 1: Let's sob together next time.
person 2: Yes, I have been crying, slamming pillows, throwing things, hugging plushies for hours on end!
person 1: Let's sob together next time.
Devilman Crybaby by Misa Amane is my babe January 1, 2022
internet crybaby
Internet Crybaby - A person who disagrees with something they see, read, or stumble upon while browsing the internet. Upon feeling this disagreement, internet crybabies typically express that disagreement under their online alias by using their keyboard when they otherwise would not have expressed such distaste in person. Internet Crybabies typically forget what they were crying abount after a month or two have passed as this is their nature. When pressed further to give sufficient evidence for their opinions, Internet Crybabies typically resort to cliche and meaningless statements to divert your attack. Though Internet Crybabies raise valid points with their html, the delivery of those points often show that they have no idea what they're talking about. Internet crybabies can be found in forums, Blogs, online journals, and friendship networking sites.
"Have you read Steve69's latest Blog on Bush's plan to remove Social Security?"
"Yeah, he's an internet crybaby."
"Yeah, he's an internet crybaby."
internet crybaby by jimchach February 6, 2005
Whiny Crybaby
1. A person who excessively complains about a situation that does not merit the level of crybabyism associated with the situation.
2. A person who goes out of their way to complain about routine situations, making them bigger than what's called for.
2. A person who goes out of their way to complain about routine situations, making them bigger than what's called for.
See whiny crybaby
Guy 1: I need blue soap to wash my car!
Guy 2: This is red soap, but its for your car..
Guy 1: NO! I need BLUE soap! Wahhh!
Guy 2: Stop being a whiny crybaby.
Guy 1: I need blue soap to wash my car!
Guy 2: This is red soap, but its for your car..
Guy 1: NO! I need BLUE soap! Wahhh!
Guy 2: Stop being a whiny crybaby.
Whiny Crybaby by harrowind November 27, 2011
Little Crybaby Bitch
noun
a person, especially a grown man that acts like a child, who frequently complains about anything possible, always feels they should be rewarded with as many breaks as possible while supposedly working. If energy drinks came in IV drip form, this person would have monster energy flowingbthrough his veins and still have a full set of unrotten teeth. Not one to handle confrontation, they will hide until the danger is clear and instead give their response to the closest available bystander. Hygiene, cognitive thinking and motor skills are not a strong point for this person. May be seen waiting in a pink shitbox in the parking lot at work. May also go by the name Randy or Junior.
a person, especially a grown man that acts like a child, who frequently complains about anything possible, always feels they should be rewarded with as many breaks as possible while supposedly working. If energy drinks came in IV drip form, this person would have monster energy flowingbthrough his veins and still have a full set of unrotten teeth. Not one to handle confrontation, they will hide until the danger is clear and instead give their response to the closest available bystander. Hygiene, cognitive thinking and motor skills are not a strong point for this person. May be seen waiting in a pink shitbox in the parking lot at work. May also go by the name Randy or Junior.
The little crybaby bitch said his coworker should be hit over the head with a shovel, but not to their face as he has no balls.
Little Crybaby Bitch by ThroatOyster May 11, 2020
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crunchy
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Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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