cryptocide

When you buy BTC at the ATH

Yo, did you hear, Kevin died last night!
Holy fuck dude what happened?
Cryptocide.
Daymn bruh thats deep...

by PoET_ November 5, 2020

Cryptonise

Speaking to someone in a cryptic manner causing them to become confused and as a consequence they then unveil their ultimate weakness. This word originates from the word kryptonite which is superman’s ultimate weakness - obvs.

Alphy always tries to cryptonise me so that he can find out my ultimate weakness. It doesn’t work, as I invented the word!!

by Son Yin no G Hine January 18, 2021

Cryptokiddies

A group of young people of "mental maturity" who Christopher from Cryptoland has a crush for.

Also especially allowed on the island of Cryptoland.

"Hi! This is me, Christopher, a crypto degen with a crush for Cryptokiddies."

by amoggydripler January 28, 2022

cryptoid

a cryptoid is something that desribes a monster you don't know. like, if you don't know what kind of monster it is, it's obviously a cryptoid.

Ah, shit son. Look at that fucking cryptoid under my bed.

by Taylor March 7, 2005

cryptonite

Can refer to either of two similarly-"weighty" definitions:
(1) Any complicated/intricate strategy --- such as using disappearing ink, light-sensitive/chemically-treated "disintegrating" paper that quickly becomes illegible, the addition/insertion of one or more confusing/misleading codes, etc --- that heavily "drags down" anyone's attempts to read/decipher an encryption.
(2) The amalgam of minerals used to make a special stone vault for human-burial purposes.

Our founding fathers surely doled out huge healthy doses of cryptonite in their efforts to prevent thieves from locating/accessing their "national treasure"; fortunately Benjamin Gates and his intrepid colleagues managed to de-code everything in time to prevent said treasure from falling into the wrong hands.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

cryptodeath

Related to overdose of Vitamin C. See Megascorbic Acid Therapy.

Though the details are unclear, Eddie may have suffered cryptodeath.

by Whissstle March 12, 2010

cryptonite

Substance postulated by scientists to describe a new quality of altcoin prices plummeting, since lead proved to be an insufficient analogy.

Yesterday my pockets were full of digital cash. Over night it all turned to cryptonite. Better go for some crypternating.

by celebrity_chef June 5, 2018