Cryptocrite 

Somebody who owns crypto currency but votes and acts against crypto’s fundamental purpose.

Dick is such a cryptocrite. He owns a lot of bitcoin but believes that the government should control the banks and be centralized. Fucking cryptocrite.

Cryptocrite by Hankscorpio74 March 6, 2021

cryptocide 

When you buy BTC at the ATH

Yo, did you hear, Kevin died last night!
Holy fuck dude what happened?
Cryptocide.
Daymn bruh thats deep...

cryptocide by PoET_ November 5, 2020

Fish 'n' Chypocrite 

A pescatarian aka A simpering faux vegetarian who blubs 'meat is murder' whilst chewing the face off a trout.

Penkwith: "Oh, I don't eat meat... I'm a vegetarian."

Blooto: "What's with the haddock?"

Penkwith: "Oh, I'm a vegetarian that eats fish"

Blooto: "Fish 'n' Chypocrite more like..."

Fish 'n' Chypocrite by Mof Gimmers March 17, 2010

CryptoCRIT 

CryptoCRIT is an open-source Cryptocurrency project which facilitates a Cryptocurrency wallet for making payments. The associated Cryptocurrency is called CritCoin.

"Hey, Can you lend me some money?"
"I don't carry cash, I have CritCoins, you need that?"
"Yeah, CryptoCRIT is awesome"

CryptoCRIT by TheAbbie August 10, 2020

cryptocripple

when coin base or a currency exchange restricts part of your account due to some lame verification issue or whatever reason but you can trade your current purchase

Bro i can trade for new coins but I cant buy any ! I am a cryptocripple!!!

cryptocripple by namebrand05 December 19, 2017

cryptonite 

Can refer to either of two similarly-"weighty" definitions:
(1) Any complicated/intricate strategy --- such as using disappearing ink, light-sensitive/chemically-treated "disintegrating" paper that quickly becomes illegible, the addition/insertion of one or more confusing/misleading codes, etc --- that heavily "drags down" anyone's attempts to read/decipher an encryption.
(2) The amalgam of minerals used to make a special stone vault for human-burial purposes.

Our founding fathers surely doled out huge healthy doses of cryptonite in their efforts to prevent thieves from locating/accessing their "national treasure"; fortunately Benjamin Gates and his intrepid colleagues managed to de-code everything in time to prevent said treasure from falling into the wrong hands.

cryptonite by QuacksO November 18, 2018

cryptonite 

Substance postulated by scientists to describe a new quality of altcoin prices plummeting, since lead proved to be an insufficient analogy.

Yesterday my pockets were full of digital cash. Over night it all turned to cryptonite. Better go for some crypternating.

cryptonite by celebrity_chef June 5, 2018