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Cryptacize 

To criticize someone cryptically, with the aim being them not realising the criticism.
Kate: Do I look fat in this?
Jess: Well, it isn't doing much for your figure.
Kate: *thinks* Hmmmm.....Was that a criticism or a cryptacize?
Cryptacize by EstrellaTheStrange December 20, 2009
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cryptocide 

When you buy BTC at the ATH
Yo, did you hear, Kevin died last night!
Holy fuck dude what happened?
Cryptocide.
Daymn bruh thats deep...
cryptocide by PoET_ November 5, 2020

crystalized 

*Dude i was crystalized last night while listening to Pink Floyd*
crystalized by -heretic July 20, 2010

crystalize

a sad desperate alcholic hooker wid a huge arse

normally becomes addicted to chat rooms
crystalize is a old alco
crystalize by lmaohaha September 22, 2006

crystalize

to clarify, make crystal clear, or easier to understand
crystalize that for me, man
crystalize by envai July 5, 2016

Crystalizer101 

He is an amazing person and he loves girls called alexia mist of the time!he cares for his girlfriend and always will.
Crystalizer101:I've always wanted to be alexias boyfriend alexia(I'm called alexia)awww
Crystalizer101 by Sexylexilol June 1, 2021

Crystalized 

me: i use crystalized
friend: ok
Crystalized by SimplyVoided_RBX June 21, 2021
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