cryerd 

When you are so tired that all you can do is cry. Most commonly used in conjunction with infants.

Baby Emma is so cryerd, she should have had a longer nap!

cryerd by yellalot18 July 2, 2018

cryerbation 

1.)To masturbate while crying.
2.)To lubricate ones passion with ones own tears.

Billy indulged in cryerbation after his girlfriend dumped him.

cryerbation by Fuckin skank November 14, 2007

dry cryer 

when a person's laugh sounds like they are crying.... there are no tears involved- hence "dry"

"My laugh is so terrible."
"I bet it's not as bad as AJ's."
"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."

dry cryer by coombskid22 May 12, 2014

Jon Cryer 

One of those shits you take that's so huge and hard that you start to tear up in the middle of it. The name Jon Cryer isn't referring to the actor as a person but his name seemed fitting for this situation.

Dude, I had such a huge Jon Cryer last night, I actually started to pray to God to help me finish.

Jon Cryer by KCguy42 December 21, 2010

Filthadelphia Cryers 

A nickname of the NHL Philadelphia Flyers.

I can't beleive Crosby put up another multi-point game against the Filthadelphia Cryers!

Filthadelphia Cryers by prince of pilsners August 21, 2010

Jon Cryer 

When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.

Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.

Jon Cryer by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

movie cryer 

Someone who cries during movies

I'm not a movie cryer, but this last movie got me.

movie cryer by Kat165 July 29, 2017