Cryersault

1) When you cry and somersault at the same time.
2) A fancy word for faceplant.

Person 1: *Faceplants.*
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: I'm fine, I just did a cryersault.

by Sans the Lucario August 1, 2018

Cumersault

When you sonic the hedgehog your way through a trail of ejaculate.

“Oh no! My spinal region is awfully sticky from that cumersault.”

by Walt_Disney May 4, 2021