cryer

When you take the last piece of wedding cake and shove it up your wife's asshole with your dick, pull out and make her eat the cum and cake off your dick.

Ethan: damn I can't believe I'm getting married today.

Zeke: yeah man, you gotta giver the a cryer tonight.

cryer by DaddyDZeke April 21, 2017

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Cryer

A word invented by Rishi, basically you can a person who often Cries hard as Cryer.

Don't be a cryer

Cryer by Ronin9921 February 28, 2022

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dry cryer

when a person's laugh sounds like they are crying.... there are no tears involved- hence "dry"

"My laugh is so terrible."
"I bet it's not as bad as AJ's."
"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."

dry cryer by coombskid22 May 12, 2014

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Jon Cryer

One of those shits you take that's so huge and hard that you start to tear up in the middle of it. The name Jon Cryer isn't referring to the actor as a person but his name seemed fitting for this situation.

Dude, I had such a huge Jon Cryer last night, I actually started to pray to God to help me finish.

Jon Cryer by KCguy42 December 21, 2010