cryerbate

v. to cry, whine, or otherwise complain to garner pleasurable attention and sympathy. Carries a negative connotation, especially when used to describe chronic, pointless bitching.

We've all heard it before so why don't you go cryerbate in your room and leave us alone?

by febrile42 July 20, 2006

cryerbate

To cry, whine, or otherwise complain to garner pleasurable attention and sympathy. Negative connotation, especially when used to describe chronic, pointless bitching.

We've all heard it before so why don't you go cryerbate in your room and leave us alone?

by febrile42 September 5, 2008

Crysterbate

The art of crying while you masturbate.

Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster

by leTed August 24, 2008

crybate

Simultaneously crying and masturbating, the most pathetic act a human being can engage in alone. Usually but not always takes place in a dark and empty room, ideally in a house that is just being moved out of.

Michael: Hey, Matt, I hear you and your girlfriend aren't fucking anymore.
Matt: Ya, I'm gonna go home and crybate.

by Supersadface July 27, 2008

crybernate

When you go and cry, alone under your covers with the lights off for a really long time.

Guy 1: Timmy got dumped by his gf.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah. Poor guy's been crybernating all day.

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Girl 1: Omg I failed my exam!
Girl 2: Who cares? Go crybernate a river...

by ChargeitUp October 8, 2016

cryerbation

1.)To masturbate while crying.
2.)To lubricate ones passion with ones own tears.

Billy indulged in cryerbation after his girlfriend dumped him.

by Fuckin skank November 14, 2007

Cryberbation

When you are so broke, sad and lonely, you must use your own tears for lubricant when masterbating.

Years of on-line dating had cost Tim a fortune and left his so sad, broke and confused that he had to resort to cryberbation.

by Timpon68 February 7, 2013