cruves 

Cruves a person's ability to pour themselves a drink while underneath a tap and roof structure in a campsite.

Daymn, that Heather has got some tight cruves.

cruves by Charles Hestington June 30, 2008

Las Cruces High School 

Your average school. You go there, you see lots of people talking and chatting while being lonely. When you enter, you see the shitty ‘bulldawg’ mascot plastered all over that it annoys you so much.. You go from class to class “learning” unimportant stuff and then you finally go home only to find out that you have extra unimportant stuff called homework…

Las Cruces High School, home of the bulldawgs? More like Lost Causes High Shit, home of the bullcraps!

Las Cruces High School by RiskyLol December 14, 2022

Crudest row

The row on the periodic table that you rip off and roll into a blunt and smoke it like an OG. Often used by dope chemistry teachers.

When we walked into chemistry class, we caught our teacher smoking the crudest row.

Crudest row by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015

crudessential 

An adjective for essential but more sophisticated and more superior beings.

Akkhesh is a crudessential person. He’s too superior for me

crudessential by Hello143 April 15, 2021

Cruvered 

When no matter what you do, you find a way too fuck it up.

Goddamnit I just hit cruvered that trailer.

Hello safety? Yeah, I cruvered it big this time.

Cruvered by Minnesotamauler November 21, 2016

curves

female's body shape

damn keesha has those curves like a coca-cola bottle

curves by b_d_w December 22, 2008

Curse of Curves 

A rather arousing "curse", first brought to attention by the popular music group, "Cute is What We Aim For."
The "curse" has been argued to just be a metaphor, just for use in the song, but further debate with other listeners has proved otherwise.
When a woman has the "Curse of Curves", it generally means she is a nice, sweet person, who has a curvy figure (large breasts, thin/slender midsection, large buttocks), and she is swarmed by men whom she has no interest in, and there is nothing she can nor wants to do about it.

"I've got the gift of one-liners, and you've got the Curse of Curves..."

-- Shaant Hacikyan, Cute is What We Aim For

Curse of Curves by Jordan Phillips January 2, 2009