The combination of the words crazy, cunt and bitch. This word is used to describe a girl or woman who has a paranoid, psycho, schizo or bipolar personality (or personalities) combined with vicious, vulgar or abusive tendencies. Most of us know a friend or family member who is dating or living with one.
R: “She gives me the creeps. I never know if she’s going to be nasty or nice.”
J: “Most of the time, she’s a real cruntch!”
J: “Most of the time, she’s a real cruntch!”
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American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv
by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021
Get the crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights mug.v, a phrase used to describe a level of hunger which has reached the stage of having the urge to eat the actual fridge as well as it's contents.
A completely overwhelming hunger unlike any other which can't be satisfied with food alone.
When you need that bit of extra iron in your diet.
A completely overwhelming hunger unlike any other which can't be satisfied with food alone.
When you need that bit of extra iron in your diet.
Benny "I'm beyond starving! I could eat the whole fridge!"
Jack "Remember it might be hard to chew"
Jo "Benny, are you eating Crunchy Fridges?"
Jack "Remember it might be hard to chew"
Jo "Benny, are you eating Crunchy Fridges?"
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Down at the beach (probably alone), "Jesus! Look at how smooth her skin is. The one in the green bikini. I'd like to spine crunch her good and proper. Yeah, 'cos women are things."
by Jimmy the Jap December 16, 2011
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Mighty Boosh S1 ep3 Saboo and Tony Harrison on a flying carpet:
Saboo: What are you going to do when we come to the crunch?
Tony Harrison: ohhhhhhh my word, are we back to the crunch?
Saboo: What are you going to do when we come to the crunch?
Tony Harrison: ohhhhhhh my word, are we back to the crunch?
by The Crunch Master July 3, 2017
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by custard001 September 26, 2018
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