Crunktina

A Bacardi loving socialite and gay icon known for her vulgarity, loudness and ability to beat your ass in a dance off. Enjoys ridiculous rap lyrics, talking shit, shiny things, a good sale, making fun of herself and others (but mostly others). Co-founder of the illustrious "Pudges" gang with members in South Florida and Chicago. The gang symbol is the beetle, which is worn by members in the form of a platinum and diamond medallion. Pudges often pose for pictures mean muggin', showin' off said medallion and sometimes even flashing their grillz. When not gang banging, partying, or getting hated on by the broke and unfabulous Crunktina spends her free time getting her nails done or checking out boys with her new besties Kyle (aka Buckwild) and Paul.

I hear that girl is at the bar every night. She probably doesnt work, but she always looks fresh. She's such a Crunktina.

by Crunktina Fan January 21, 2008

Crustina

A Cristina who is super crusty. 9/10 times has a big forehead and got thicc.

Person 1: Who is that new girl?
Person 2: She looks like a Crustina

by ms paiz May 30, 2019

crunkdana

A mysterious beast whose appetite for females and drinking is ravenous. Has been seen in Brazil doing jiu jitsu. If you see this beast approach with caution.

look over there...in the woods do you see it, crunkdana.

by crunkdabes March 31, 2005

crunkinated

Getting very drunk on expensive alcohol while listening to crunk music. You have to be at least part black or be black on the inside to be considered crunkinated.

Nick wants to get crunkinated but he is much too white and likes to drink Hawkeye Vodka.

by Da Crock January 5, 2006

Crustinator

A crustinator is a tool used for the farming of bum crust. It is like a bread knife in that regard. When acquiring one make sure it's not sharp, as that may hurt yout bumhole. It doesn't just have to be used for the farming of bum crust but make sure you clean it before using it for any other practices.

Person 1: Hey (Person 2) did you get your Crustinator yet, I really need to farm my crust, it has been accumulating for 1 1/2 years now!
Person 2: Yes, I did receive it yesterday, but I need too farm first, and remember to clean it for the best possible results!

by =-O November 6, 2018

Cuntinatae

The collective for a bunch of cunts

I just walked into a bar it seems the cuntinatae are in town

by sunny as fuck September 22, 2015

Crunkving

To be crazy drunk driving!

Paul had a car full of hoochies and was crunkving sideways down the strip in his 64.

by P-A-U-L February 10, 2007