chunkitini

When someone spews in your martini, changing its texture, color and most importantly, drinkability. See also synonym - chundertini

As first written in the novel Wedding Chronicles by Bob N. Boguslavski

Suddenly, Horace sat up ramrod straight and stiffened with alarmed eyes. A spout
of spew erupted from deep in his throat, cascading over the table in front of him
and sideways as he instinctively turned his head, right into Little Timmy’s adjacent
martini glass.

"Ewwww!" winced Little Timmy, looking morosely at his newly infused cocktail.

This was a reddish pink chunkitini.

by BogusBobby September 15, 2016

Chunkilicious

A very nice awesome chunky person, who is not fat but not small. A combination of chunky and delicious.

Did you see that girl rocking out at the concert?" "Yeah she was totally chunkilicious.

by Jesus massacre July 16, 2011

chunkini

Fat, overweight woman in a bikini at the beach.

An overweight woman wearing a bikini on the beach or at the pool that should not have been made in a large size in the first place, otherwise known as a "chunkini".

by oakies July 11, 2009