crunkbert

A drunk nerd. If you thought nerds were awkward when they're sober, watch with horror what happens when they lose their inhibitions.

Yo crunkbert, tone it down a notch. You're embarrassing everyone around you.

by positively March 30, 2007

Crunkfest

An annual period of campus-wide partying, drunkenness, crunkenness, and general debauchery at Swarthmore College, where participants form teams and earn assigned point values for ridiculous acts. The team that has the most points formulates the rules for the next Crunkfest. Mystery shrouds the rest of details of Crunkfest, with the intent of keeping most occurrences, acts of dubitable legality, out of the public spotlight.

Person: Did you guys hear about what happened at Crunkfest last year? Apparently some straight guys had sex together for points.

Guys: Yeah. They were the second place team.

by mr_natas March 23, 2009

cunkertin

A hairy piece of moldy corn filled feces fresh out of the oven.

I just took the biggest cunkertin! Do you want a bite?

by Kinkerflonk April 19, 2009

Skrunkly Little Scrimblo Crunkler

A skrunkly little scrimblo crunkler is another way to say skrunkly, just longer.

Person 1: Dude, your cat is such a skrunkly little scrimblo crunkler.
Person 2: I know, right?!

by caat_enthusiast July 8, 2023

chunkerton

Someone who is pleasantly plump; cute whilst being chunky.

I would hit it despite the fact that she's a chunkerton.

by The Rucka November 17, 2011

Crunket

The (often sweaty) part of the man's anatomy that is located in between the bollucks and the ring-hole. Usually home to sparsely populated and wiry black pubes.

I was getting head off Pamela Anderson when all of a sudden she started licking my crunket, I started to giggle and then laughed when I let a wet stinky one go on her chin.. she just smiled and said "Oh your so funny".

by Meefa October 29, 2005

Crunkfest

Its a festival involving many people getting very crazy and drunk. There will always be large quantities of alcohol consumed and crunkfest and usually strippers.

You are cordially invited to the crunkfest this weekend...just bring some ho's.

by Jerd April 13, 2005