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The (often sweaty) part of the man's anatomy that is located in between the bollucks and the ring-hole. Usually home to sparsely populated and wiry black pubes.
I was getting head off Pamela Anderson when all of a sudden she started licking my crunket, I started to giggle and then laughed when I let a wet stinky one go on her chin.. she just smiled and said "Oh your so funny".
Crunket by Meefa October 29, 2005
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crunkathon 

Any duration of time that can be perceived to be crunk, or full of laughter and enjoyment for all parties involved; sometimes (but not necessarily) involving alcohol or marijuana.
Did you guys see avatar in 3D? It was a fuckin crunkathon
crunkathon by burritospleaseme December 25, 2009
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Crunkitis 

Getting the itis (tired after eating immense amounts of food) while being crazy drunk and high.
"Dude that party was crazy! I took too many shots, smoked a fat L, and ate a bucket of kentucky fried, I passed out like right away."
"Damn man, sounds like the crunkitis hit you hard."
Crunkitis by wizardkhaleafa October 24, 2011
Crucket is a noun for pretending to know something about the sport cricket.
crucket
"I know all about cricket' said the Englishman but he was talking a load of crucket
Crucket by JC309 October 16, 2019

crunkeling

When a dog sneezes on repeat and it sounds like a crunkle
Summer: “my dog kept sneezing this morning... i mean crunkeling”
crunkeling by PP succ May 24, 2019

Double Crunked 

When you are extremely drunk and super high at the same time
Im getting Double Crunked tonight fo sho!
Double Crunked by Character-Zero April 16, 2005

crunktacular 

when shit be off tha chain.
That shit was crunktacular my nigga.
crunktacular by nigga wendell December 12, 2004
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