Crunket

The (often sweaty) part of the man's anatomy that is located in between the bollucks and the ring-hole. Usually home to sparsely populated and wiry black pubes.

I was getting head off Pamela Anderson when all of a sudden she started licking my crunket, I started to giggle and then laughed when I let a wet stinky one go on her chin.. she just smiled and said "Oh your so funny".

by Meefa October 29, 2005

crunkathon

Any duration of time that can be perceived to be crunk, or full of laughter and enjoyment for all parties involved; sometimes (but not necessarily) involving alcohol or marijuana.

Did you guys see avatar in 3D? It was a fuckin crunkathon

by burritospleaseme December 25, 2009

Crunkitis

Getting the itis (tired after eating immense amounts of food) while being crazy drunk and high.

"Dude that party was crazy! I took too many shots, smoked a fat L, and ate a bucket of kentucky fried, I passed out like right away."
"Damn man, sounds like the crunkitis hit you hard."

by wizardkhaleafa October 24, 2011

Crucket

Crucket is a noun for pretending to know something about the sport cricket.
crucket

"I know all about cricket' said the Englishman but he was talking a load of crucket

by JC309 October 16, 2019

crunkeling

When a dog sneezes on repeat and it sounds like a crunkle

Summer: “my dog kept sneezing this morning... i mean crunkeling”

by PP succ May 24, 2019

Double Crunked

When you are extremely drunk and super high at the same time

Im getting Double Crunked tonight fo sho!

by Character-Zero April 16, 2005

crunktacular

when shit be off tha chain.

That shit was crunktacular my nigga.

by nigga wendell December 12, 2004