Crumpety

Recreational sex with no pain or humiliation, just good sex with no next morning analysis

Bluebell needed her crumpety and Bumski was only too happy to oblige her with a good hard joyous fuck.

Crumpety by Bumski December 20, 2002

Crumpety

grilled light snack with losts of butter

would you like a crumpety. Spread or unspread

Crumpety by Charli April 21, 2004

crumpety-mouthed 

(of an actor) quite eccentric, illogical

the crumpety-mouthed character of Charles Dance

crumpety-mouthed by Betaic November 8, 2021

crumpet party 

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.

"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"

crumpet party by userbits March 7, 2010

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

crumpetsnatch

A dry vagina.

"Yeah, boi, bet your girl got a crumpetsnatch."

crumpetsnatch by quirkycrumpetsnatcher March 9, 2017

Bloody Crumpet 

1. The rest of the members of the asylum. Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets.

2. A strumpet or slut.

3. A Cuss word.

1.) Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets are my favorite band ever.

2.) Oh my, look at that little bloody crumpet! Her skirt is so short!

3.) Oh bloody crumpets! I just dropped my phone in the gutter!

Bloody Crumpet by Tria O'Three February 22, 2010