Bumski's definitions

a box of smashed crabs

Box of smashed crabs.

1. a particularly messy object

2. An incredibly ugly person

Jeeeeesus - She's got a face like a box of smashed crabs.

by bumski May 27, 2006

Crumpety

Recreational sex with no pain or humiliation, just good sex with no next morning analysis

Bluebell needed her crumpety and Bumski was only too happy to oblige her with a good hard joyous fuck.

by Bumski December 20, 2002