crumpetto 

crumpetto loves sasha from aot and is a funny person they’re also a really great artist !!

“hey do you know crumpetto ??”

“yeah i do !! did you know they have a crush on hop pop ?!”

“no way !!”

crumpetto by sumireslover September 15, 2021

crumpetto 

crumpets loves sasha from aot and is a great artist !

here’s crumpetto defined

“do you know crunpetto ?!”
“yeah i do !! did you know they’re in love with hop pop alongside sasha ??”
“WOW i didn’t know that”

crumpetto by sumireslover September 15, 2021

crumpet party 

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.

"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"

crumpet party by userbits March 7, 2010

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

crumpetsnatch

A dry vagina.

"Yeah, boi, bet your girl got a crumpetsnatch."

crumpetsnatch by quirkycrumpetsnatcher March 9, 2017

Bloody Crumpet 

1. The rest of the members of the asylum. Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets.

2. A strumpet or slut.

3. A Cuss word.

1.) Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets are my favorite band ever.

2.) Oh my, look at that little bloody crumpet! Her skirt is so short!

3.) Oh bloody crumpets! I just dropped my phone in the gutter!

Bloody Crumpet by Tria O'Three February 22, 2010

crumpet gut

A fat chicks gut that resembles the hood of a hail damaged VW. Most commonly found on welfare bludgers that hit up to much KFC.

Fuck B Dizzel i picked up this red headed minga last night, her crumpet gut hung over her muff so far that i had to lift the basterd up just to get a look in.

crumpet gut by BigWebstar May 21, 2010