crumpetto
“hey do you know crumpetto ??”
“yeah i do !! did you know they have a crush on hop pop ?!”
“no way !!”
“yeah i do !! did you know they have a crush on hop pop ?!”
“no way !!”
crumpetto by sumireslover September 15, 2021
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crumpetto
here’s crumpetto defined
“do you know crunpetto ?!”
“yeah i do !! did you know they’re in love with hop pop alongside sasha ??”
“WOW i didn’t know that”
“do you know crunpetto ?!”
“yeah i do !! did you know they’re in love with hop pop alongside sasha ??”
“WOW i didn’t know that”
crumpetto by sumireslover September 15, 2021
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"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
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Bloody Crumpet
1. The rest of the members of the asylum. Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets.
2. A strumpet or slut.
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2. A strumpet or slut.
3. A Cuss word.
1.) Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets are my favorite band ever.
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3.) Oh bloody crumpets! I just dropped my phone in the gutter!
2.) Oh my, look at that little bloody crumpet! Her skirt is so short!
3.) Oh bloody crumpets! I just dropped my phone in the gutter!
Bloody Crumpet by Tria O'Three February 22, 2010
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