crumblepie

This is when you ejaculate on to a flat service, allow the seminal fluid to dry and solidify and then continue to scrape it with an ice cream scraper. Then you carefully wrap the dried up ejaculate around the head of the penis and proceed to fuck the lights out of a bimbo until you fill her up like a luxuriously cream filled doughnut/milky hot chocolate. The dry ejaculate is the crumble, and the seminal fluid is the delicious filling!

If you talk to me like that again I swear to Allah, I will fucking crumblepie you slut.
I got crumblepied at the weekend in some crack den.

by lntelligent October 27, 2019

crumbelievable

1. A recent commercial declared by Stephen Colbert to be a beacon of hope that will lead us to regaining our cultural unity as a nation.

2. A synonym for unbelivable used for humorous effect.

1. "If America is to prevail in World War III, we'll need some sort of common experience to bond us as a people... I believe the love for the word "Crumbelievable" is just the thing we need. Soon enough we'll be seeing crumbelievable t-shirts selling like hot cakes.

2. "Gas prices these days are outrageous! Crumbelievable, even."

by filliam_h_muffman_fan_86 August 24, 2006

crumbelievable

the state of being unbelievably crumbly, or just unbelievable

Steve: So how's the army treatin' ya?
Derek: It's good, real good.
Steve: Crumbelievable!

by Derek May 26, 2006

crumblette

(noun) : a fragment, especially of something baked (as bread), that is too small to be picked up by pinching between the finger and thumb; a crumb of a crumb

Please wipe the crumblettes off the table.

Person 1: Could someone get me a towel? These crumbs are too small to be picked by pinching them between my finger and thumb.
Person 2: Sure, I'll get you a towel to wipe up those crumblettes.

by Breaker Breaker the Word Maker December 23, 2010

crumbelievability

the believability of something. made by stephen colbert

the crumbelievability of that is pretty low

by alex14 August 24, 2006

Crumbletin

Crumbletin ate a pie.
Crumbletin creamed an eye.
Crumbletin made me cry.
Crumbletin left to die.

Crumble is the man you rapes your daughter.
Tin is the woman who chops your son's balls off.

ee i ee i oh penis cakes crumbletin

by dj lance July 11, 2011

Crumbletion

The action of licking the crumbs off your fingers after you eat a bag of chips.

Jack: "What are you doing?"

Jerry: "Licking the crumbs off my fingers. It's all over them because I just ate a bag of chips."

Jack: "Gross."

Jerry: "It's not gross, it's just crumbletion."

by RadioactiveFlamez June 23, 2013