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crumblepie

This is when you ejaculate on to a flat service, allow the seminal fluid to dry and solidify and then continue to scrape it with an ice cream scraper. Then you carefully wrap the dried up ejaculate around the head of the penis and proceed to fuck the lights out of a bimbo until you fill her up like a luxuriously cream filled doughnut/milky hot chocolate. The dry ejaculate is the crumble, and the seminal fluid is the delicious filling!
If you talk to me like that again I swear to Allah, I will fucking crumblepie you slut.
I got crumblepied at the weekend in some crack den.
crumblepie by lntelligent October 27, 2019
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crumbelievable 

1. A recent commercial declared by Stephen Colbert to be a beacon of hope that will lead us to regaining our cultural unity as a nation.

2. A synonym for unbelivable used for humorous effect.
1. "If America is to prevail in World War III, we'll need some sort of common experience to bond us as a people... I believe the love for the word "Crumbelievable" is just the thing we need. Soon enough we'll be seeing crumbelievable t-shirts selling like hot cakes.

2. "Gas prices these days are outrageous! Crumbelievable, even."

crumbelievable 

the state of being unbelievably crumbly, or just unbelievable
Steve: So how's the army treatin' ya?
Derek: It's good, real good.
Steve: Crumbelievable!
crumbelievable by Derek May 26, 2006

crumblette 

(noun) : a fragment, especially of something baked (as bread), that is too small to be picked up by pinching between the finger and thumb; a crumb of a crumb
Please wipe the crumblettes off the table.

Person 1: Could someone get me a towel? These crumbs are too small to be picked by pinching them between my finger and thumb.
Person 2: Sure, I'll get you a towel to wipe up those crumblettes.

crumbelievability 

the believability of something. made by stephen colbert
the crumbelievability of that is pretty low
crumbelievability by alex14 August 24, 2006

Crumbletin

Crumbletin ate a pie.
Crumbletin creamed an eye.
Crumbletin made me cry.
Crumbletin left to die.

Crumble is the man you rapes your daughter.
Tin is the woman who chops your son's balls off.
ee i ee i oh penis cakes crumbletin
Crumbletin by dj lance July 11, 2011

Crumbletion 

The action of licking the crumbs off your fingers after you eat a bag of chips.
Jack: "What are you doing?"

Jerry: "Licking the crumbs off my fingers. It's all over them because I just ate a bag of chips."

Jack: "Gross."

Jerry: "It's not gross, it's just crumbletion."
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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