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This is when you ejaculate on to a flat service, allow the seminal fluid to dry and solidify and then continue to scrape it with an ice cream scraper. Then you carefully wrap the dried up ejaculate around the head of the penis and proceed to fuck the lights out of a bimbo until you fill her up like a luxuriously cream filled doughnut/milky hot chocolate. The dry ejaculate is the crumble, and the seminal fluid is the delicious filling!
If you talk to me like that again I swear to Allah, I will fucking crumblepie you slut.
I got crumblepied at the weekend in some crack den.
by lntelligent October 27, 2019
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