crumbilingus

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1. The eating of a muffin, pastry, biscuit, etc. as a means of feigning sexual pleasure.
2. The outward enjoyment of a delicious muffin, pastry, biscuit, etc. so much that it is perceived by others to be a sexual act.

Howard performed crumbilingus on his freshly baked Cinnabon roll. People stared.

crumbilingus by wayneamerica October 14, 2008

Words you can keep

Chubbilingus

Oral sex performed by a larger fellow, who is surprisingly proficient at it.

"Oh my god girl, you remember that fat kid John we used to pick on all the time back in High School? Well, he came over last night and went down on me and I swear to lord Jesus I never came so much."
"GRRRRRL IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT A CASE OF THE CHUBBILINGUS"

Chubbilingus by McDonicus Maximus August 27, 2013

Related Words

crumbilingus • cummilingus • Chubbilingus • Chubilingus • cubilingus • cumilingus • cumnilingus

cumnilingus

The art of cleaning someone's creampie.

Regis left some dessert, both Jess and Anna enjoyed the cumnilingus.

cumnilingus by MassacRehab July 16, 2010

cummilingus

When one performs cunnilingus post creampie; licking pussy after creating a Twinkie.

Timmy, a earnest and short fused fellow, performed cummilingus to help his lady out.

cummilingus by Willyquakes May 13, 2016

cubilingus

What the middle-aged heterosexual male mind gets an image of when observing two or more hot young women sharing a single cubicle in the overcrowded office.

As Gregg approched the cubicle that the three young summer interns were sharing, steamy thoughts of cubilingus filled his brain and caused him to forget what he why he was headed to their workspace to begin with.

cubilingus by Surlygirl July 28, 2006

cumilingus

The act of performing cunnilingus either on someone who has recently been creampied or with cum in your mouth

The three-way porn video ended with cum-swapping and cumilingus.

cumilingus by AgentColdShadow October 31, 2020

cummilingus

the sexual act of performing cunnilingus on a luscious lady and simultaneous jerking off when they both orgasms he cums all over her stomach.

I love a good day of cummilingus. It gets me get off when he preforms cunnilingus on me while jerking off on me and cumming on me. this act of cummilingus is an epic dual orgasm.

cummilingus by HBombD June 13, 2022

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026