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Crumber
A person who often refuses to get something they desire for themselves for various reasons. For example someone who will refuse to buy a feed for themselves will wait for others to finish and mop up the crumbs, is referred to as a crumber.
"Fuck I'm full after that large Babalui's pizza!"
"Can I have some?"
"You're nothin' but a crumber you piece of shit"
"Can I have some?"
"You're nothin' but a crumber you piece of shit"
Related Words
Crumber • Crumberg • crumbersome • crumbery • Bread crumber • Chip Crumber • cumber • cumberlands • cumberbatch • chumber
Bread crumber
Someone who is leading multiple members of the opposite sex on at the same time so they always have someone there. Either semi-romantically or just to have someone to fuck if someone else falls through. A bread-crumber often makes each one of their hopeful contestants feel special but doesn't give a shit about any of them once they have actually lured one into their bed/arms. Different than a player because they throw out crumbs Hansel and Gretel style and don't waste time trying to keep up multiple actual relationships.
Dammmmn! Chris is such a bread crumber! He got Lisa, Annie, Beth, annnd Stephanie to meet him at the club tonight! I wonder which silly bitch will end up going home with him!
Bread crumber by mariamaria October 11, 2017
Chip Crumber
Perennial pest that is ALWAYS the last to leave a party/ get together… Prone to “accidentally overstay” their welcome!
Chip Crumber by cccantsayno May 16, 2025
Q-cumbersome
All of these words are just too Q-cumbersome:
Albuquerque; equivoque; quaquaversal; querquedule; quinquagesima; quinquangular; quinquarticular;
quinqueangled; quinquedentate; quinquedentated;
quinquefarious; quinquefid; quinquefoliate; quinquefoliated;
quinqueliteral; quinquelobate; quinquelobared; quinquelobed; quinquelocular; quinquenerved; quinquennial; quinquennium; quinquepartite; quinquereme;
quinquesyllable; quinquevalve; quinquevalvular; quinquivalent; subquinquefid
Albuquerque; equivoque; quaquaversal; querquedule; quinquagesima; quinquangular; quinquarticular;
quinqueangled; quinquedentate; quinquedentated;
quinquefarious; quinquefid; quinquefoliate; quinquefoliated;
quinqueliteral; quinquelobate; quinquelobared; quinquelobed; quinquelocular; quinquenerved; quinquennial; quinquennium; quinquepartite; quinquereme;
quinquesyllable; quinquevalve; quinquevalvular; quinquivalent; subquinquefid
Q-cumbersome by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 13, 2010
Cumberbooty
Olivia wants the Cumberbooty
Grace needs the Cumberbooty
Matt Smith wasn't discreet about his love for the Cumberbooty
Grace needs the Cumberbooty
Matt Smith wasn't discreet about his love for the Cumberbooty
Cumberbooty by CumberCookie January 10, 2014
Crumberg
cr·um·berg krum-burr-g
Crumberg or Crum is an affectionate term deemed to an acquaintance's
significant other. Typically used in anger when the said acquaintance is unavailable for an event due to other plans involving his/her Crum.
Crumberg or Crum is an affectionate term deemed to an acquaintance's
significant other. Typically used in anger when the said acquaintance is unavailable for an event due to other plans involving his/her Crum.
Person 1: "Hey is Jordan going to the party tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah he's watching a film with his Crum"
Person 1: " Awh man he's always with his Crumberg now"
Person 2: "Nah he's watching a film with his Crum"
Person 1: " Awh man he's always with his Crumberg now"
Crumberg by ShantaHater May 16, 2014
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