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Crumberg or Crum is an affectionate term deemed to an acquaintance's
significant other. Typically used in anger when the said acquaintance is unavailable for an event due to other plans involving his/her Crum.
Crumberg or Crum is an affectionate term deemed to an acquaintance's
significant other. Typically used in anger when the said acquaintance is unavailable for an event due to other plans involving his/her Crum.
Person 1: "Hey is Jordan going to the party tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah he's watching a film with his Crum"
Person 1: " Awh man he's always with his Crumberg now"
Person 2: "Nah he's watching a film with his Crum"
Person 1: " Awh man he's always with his Crumberg now"
by ShantaHater May 16, 2014
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by technebun February 25, 2022
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by Cumberjunkie October 12, 2012
Get the Cumbergasm mug.When a person locked inside a box or case with no possible escape or way to get help starts masturbating because they have nothing else to do. They just keep jacking off while the case just keeps filling up more and more with cum. Even when they realize they're going to drown, they just keeping jacking off until they're completely encased in cum. In 700,000,000 years, when future man discovers him 150 feet beneath the surface of the Earth, the case has completely rotten away yet the cum remains, frozen solid. They crack open the petrified cum to release the now primitive man within like breaking open an iceblock to release a neanderthal. This solid cum, encasing a man like a fly in amber, is called a cumberg.
"Dr. Xorlak: You have been encased in cum for a million and a half years, how do you feel?
You: I'm sorry all my friends and family are dust, even every kind of life I knew has evolved to a new form, but I'm glad to be released from that cumberg."
You: I'm sorry all my friends and family are dust, even every kind of life I knew has evolved to a new form, but I'm glad to be released from that cumberg."
by Orreman August 3, 2020
Get the Cumberg mug.Someone who is leading multiple members of the opposite sex on at the same time so they always have someone there. Either semi-romantically or just to have someone to fuck if someone else falls through. A bread-crumber often makes each one of their hopeful contestants feel special but doesn't give a shit about any of them once they have actually lured one into their bed/arms. Different than a player because they throw out crumbs Hansel and Gretel style and don't waste time trying to keep up multiple actual relationships.
Dammmmn! Chris is such a bread crumber! He got Lisa, Annie, Beth, annnd Stephanie to meet him at the club tonight! I wonder which silly bitch will end up going home with him!
by mariamaria October 11, 2017
Get the Bread crumber mug.A person who often refuses to get something they desire for themselves for various reasons. For example someone who will refuse to buy a feed for themselves will wait for others to finish and mop up the crumbs, is referred to as a crumber.
"Fuck I'm full after that large Babalui's pizza!"
"Can I have some?"
"You're nothin' but a crumber you piece of shit"
"Can I have some?"
"You're nothin' but a crumber you piece of shit"
by laceman October 16, 2009
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