Crum is the alcohol mixture of cream soda^ and rum*. One shot of rum mixed with a bottle of cream soda will make the rum almost tasteless. Typically a 1/3 glass of rum and the rest cream soda will make for an enjoyable harder mixture know as a Pro-V mixture. Ice is not necessarily needed but is preferred.

* Clear brands of Rum are typically used (BACARDI®)
^ IBC® cream soda is the preferred brand.

I needed a quick drunkenness, after mixing a Crum on the rocks my problems melted away.

Crum by captian October 26, 2007

Crum

When you cum and shit crowns your asshole at the same time.

"Man, I wanna finish jacking off but I gotta shit. Oh god, I just crummed.

Crum by Damn, that Dakota killed shrek November 6, 2018

Crum

The act of cumming and crying at the same time.

Past tense of crum is crame.

Allen and Jeremy were crumming when they penetrated Brandin in the back of a work truck in the alley behind a dominos.

I found myself crumming at my grandma's funeral when I crame in my grandpa.

Crum by Slayerized666 January 21, 2019