chumber 

verb- to stealthily place a slice of cucumber on the person who is sitting beside you's shoulder, so while they are carrying on a conversation, they wont realize that the people they are talking to are laughing at them, not their jokes.

noun- a slice of cucumber used for the act of chumbering someone

(table explodes in laughter)

Chomper: Hey guys it wasnt that funny (looks at shoulder). Aw, dude, who chumbered me?

chumber by Mantenegrum February 18, 2009

chumber 

When you place a cucumber on an unsuspecting friend's shoulder.

Mante: Hey, i got the cumbers. Now let's chumber Chomper!!
(chumbers Chomper)
Chomper: Hey, why'd you chumber me guys?
Mante and Rizzum: Ha, you've been chumbered BITCH!!!

chumber by Rizzum February 18, 2009

Chumber 

What chums (on social networking site chumsgroup ) refer to as your chum number

Hello, I'm chumber 0000000001
Hi chumber 0000000001, I'm chumber 0000000002!

Chumber by chumber300andsomething April 29, 2012

Chumber

a bot or retard

that boy a chumber

Chumber by Flishclips March 31, 2026

Cock Chumber

When a female eats a cock with seasoned garlic and some veggies :) Only the female snufalasugis can do this she is a demon from hell, she brings men into her chambers sucks there cocks then RIPS THEM OFF ! She'll knock them out then sow a sausage where his dick used to be so he won't notice. Then she eats it.

Boy: Hey bro...
Boy 2: Hey ! How'd your date with Brittany go last night?!
Boy: I don't know i think i got laid but then i woke up and my dick smelled and looked like sausage

Boy 2: OH NO COCK CHUMBER

Cock Chumber by Miclovin November 4, 2012

Chopped chumber

The highest degree of "choppedness". A combination of the terms "chopped cheese" and "chopped lumber". Used to indicate an unfathomable level of ugliness or unpleasantness.

Parker: "Dude, Jackson is so ugly bro."
Luke: "Right? That dude is borderline chopped chumber."
Parker: "Too far man."

Chopped chumber by Lukeypookey10814 February 24, 2026

Speed Chamber 

A damp reinforced room typically located in a dark and dilapidated basement that houses and stores Mongolian child sex slaves (usually seven) for sacred rituals in Feridon's name.

"Trust me, a speed chamber can never be too reinforced. You don't want those little sex slaves to have any hope of escape."

Speed Chamber by Feridon Hamidi March 18, 2019