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crudmuffin

Someone who makes strange noises and calls ice-cream scoops "ice-cream" balls
Cristian Balestrieri is a crudmuffin
crudmuffin by Tupper December 29, 2007

crudmuffins 

interjection: meaning darn, crap, shit, or "ooooo thats not good"
"Oh, crudmuffins, I left it at home!!!"
crudmuffins by kermit June 18, 2003
Women who work at home on the Internet or phone.

Normally dressing in their pajamas or sweats and sometimes don't take shower for a couple days
I am sick of being a Curmuffin , let's go out to eat.
Your starting to smell like a Curmuffin go take a shower
Curmuffin by Tjmagoo August 23, 2016

Crudmuffins 

1. A word to replace naugty words. Used when angry, scared or surprised. Can be used with holy.
"Holy crudmuffins!" Carol yelled as a mouse crawled on her shoe.
Crudmuffins by </3 Alex July 30, 2008

cumuffins 

A mouthbreathing illiterate moron's mishearing and subsequent misspelling or mispronunciation of the word "comeuppance." The combination of "cum" and "muffins" adds hilarity to the usage of the term, as the word is typically placed in the syntax as an object to be received, as a result of karma, by a person perceived to have committed a wrong.
Yeah, that asshole screwed my best friend after I loaned him 400 dollars, but sooner or later he's going to get his cumuffins.
cumuffins by windu March 22, 2009

cummuffin 

A sexy young woman who frequently gets cum in her muffin.
Elissa is quite the cummuffin!
cummuffin by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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