crucifish 

The lord savior that came to us via bones of a fish. That when shaken sound like dice and blesses you for all eternity. All hail the crucifish!

Our lord and savior the crucifish lives in us.

crucifish by Allhailthefish December 6, 2016

Crucifixion 

An ancient form of torture where the victim is tied (or in some cases nailed) to a wooden structure most traditionally shaped like a T.
The most famous depiction of this form of torture is the death of Jesus Christ.

The 5 sorrowful mystery of the Holy rosary is the Crucifixion and death of our Lord Jesus Christ.

Crucifixion by supertaco2000 July 30, 2015

Crucified 

When one gets so drunk on a Friday night that they disappear from public life and then reemerge on the third day.

-Where have you been? I haven't seen you in like three days.
-Man, I got fucking crucified on Friday. I didn't leave my bed for the rest of the weekend.

Crucified by Vabe January 15, 2021

The Crucifix 

The Crucifix:
Position: Arms spread,legs together.

Definition: The act of fucking four chicks at once; one on your right hand getting Claudioed (finger-blasted), one on your left hand..once again getting Claudioed, one sitting on your face and another chick riding your cock in the reverse cowgirl position.

Ex.
Burt: I was at the bar last night and I took four chicks home, and I gave those bitches the Crucifix.
Charlie: Unfuckingreal man! Sweet..(high five)

The Crucifix by CEKRJHRMG February 2, 2008

Dirty Crucifix 

A sexual position in which a lucky man is engaged with four women. One woman is sitting on his face receiving oral sex, two more are being fingered with his free arms, and the last woman is giving him head, thus forming a "crucifix" like position

Did you hear about Dale? Last night he took home four hot babes, and ended up doing a Dirty Crucifix!!

Dirty Crucifix by Infamous GQ February 22, 2012

crucifixion 

The act of placing a person on a wooden cross as a means of execution. The person would usually be tied to the cross, but sometimes if the Romans considered the person a really bad criminal they would nail the person to the cross. The person would linger for a time before dying from shock and exposure.

Crucifixion was practiced by the Romans as well as other cultures. It is considered one of the most brutal and painful ways to carry out an execution.

The execution of Jesus Christ by Rome.
The execution of Spartacus and his fellow rebels after an uprising.

crucifixion by jesster79 February 21, 2005

Oral Crucifixion

The act of punishing someone for saying something so sinful that a crucifix must be shoved into their mouth as though it were a huge black cock to prevent them from continuing.

"Yeah, Traci was talking about my grandma and I couldn't handle it anymore so I grabbed the cross and gave her a good old oral crucifixion"

Oral Crucifixion by StripperAstronaut July 3, 2017