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crucifix 

when a girl gives one guy head and two other guys hand jobs at the same time making the shape of a crucifix with her body
"whats that girl doing with all three guys??"
"oh, thats just the crucifix..."
"damnnnnnn"
crucifix by ididntdothis January 31, 2008

Crucifix Mafia 

Street team for the promotion of the new addiction that is Mary Magdalan. Members are called j.u.n.k.i.e.s.

Crucifix God 

LogicDefender
LogicDefender is a crucifix god in phasmaphobia
Crucifix God by Nmagoo432 October 31, 2020

The Crucifix 

The Crucifix:
Position: Arms spread,legs together.

Definition: The act of fucking four chicks at once; one on your right hand getting Claudioed (finger-blasted), one on your left hand..once again getting Claudioed, one sitting on your face and another chick riding your cock in the reverse cowgirl position.
Ex.
Burt: I was at the bar last night and I took four chicks home, and I gave those bitches the Crucifix.
Charlie: Unfuckingreal man! Sweet..(high five)
The Crucifix by CEKRJHRMG February 2, 2008

Dirty Crucifix 

A sexual position in which a lucky man is engaged with four women. One woman is sitting on his face receiving oral sex, two more are being fingered with his free arms, and the last woman is giving him head, thus forming a "crucifix" like position
Did you hear about Dale? Last night he took home four hot babes, and ended up doing a Dirty Crucifix!!
Dirty Crucifix by Infamous GQ February 22, 2012

Geek Crucifix 

Any piece of technology that is suspended from the wearer's neck by a lanyard, such as USB thumb drives, space pens or cellphones.

Special credit is given if your lanyard is branded by a cool or wondrously obscure company, site or reference.
"Jim is never without his geek crucifix, he's such a nerd."

She: "I'd so like him, but can't get past his geek crucifixes."

"I need to transfer a file, quick, give me your crucifix,"
Geek Crucifix by Ross Brunson February 17, 2009