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crucifiction 

N) a lie told about someone that puts them in a very bad light, most often used in political campaigns. The lie is generally VERY obvious as being a lie, and is a blatent attempt to distort the truth.
The latest Republican ad attacking Obama is total crucifiction.
crucifiction by scottimack October 3, 2008
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crucifiction 

The fake story of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, so named because it is not supported by any other source than the Bible.
A. "Hey, it's Good Friday. Have I told you the good news about the crucifixion?"
B. "You mean the crucifiction? Get back to me when you've got proof."
crucifiction by CardenB666 April 15, 2022

Crucifiction 

Also Crucifixxxion
A Sexual position involving a woman/man ("Crucifie") whom will be "Crucified" being suspended above the floor laying in a traditional Christlike punishment pose (I.E. arms outstretched, legs straight- as if on a cross). Once suspended off the floor - Height varies but No less than 18 in. above. Leaving enough room for person to slide beneath. Usually done crotch pointed down, ass up (can be reversed). Once safely secured by guide wires "Nailed" to each wrist and the ankles, the crucifixxxion begins. One "Crucifier" slides beneath for access to the crotch/ass. Two now place their "Spears of Destiny" into a hand. One at the head - giving the "crucifiee" a last meal (as it were). That leave one of two potential options for the last person. This will be either the feet or ass/crotch. To take the ass, Suspend a person from ceiling to rest above the cross, not putting any weight upon the crucifie. This simulates floating like a spirit (holy spirit?) and using the momentum from the bottom persons thrusts, gives a weightless, effortless fuck (being suspended has perks but is hard to master). If the suspension method is not viable , whoever has the foot fetish takes point on feet and can lick, suck, fuck the feet to their hearts desire. Thus once everyone is in position the "crucifie" will receive their "crucifixxxion".

Note - 3 day follow up is recommended.
Me and my buddies are having a crucifiction tonight. - My boyfriend wants me to come over to his frat house and take part in a crucifiction. - Lets crucify this person! - My favorite thing is to be crucified.
Crucifiction by Johnny Bass March 14, 2019

CRUCIFICTION 

CRUCIFICTION is a north

American black metal band from Englewood tennessee.
CRUCIFICTION will rule the world when the apocalypse arives
CRUCIFICTION by anonymous April 14, 2023

Crucifixion 

An ancient form of torture where the victim is tied (or in some cases nailed) to a wooden structure most traditionally shaped like a T.
The most famous depiction of this form of torture is the death of Jesus Christ.
The 5 sorrowful mystery of the Holy rosary is the Crucifixion and death of our Lord Jesus Christ.
Crucifixion by supertaco2000 July 30, 2015

crucifixion 

The act of placing a person on a wooden cross as a means of execution. The person would usually be tied to the cross, but sometimes if the Romans considered the person a really bad criminal they would nail the person to the cross. The person would linger for a time before dying from shock and exposure.

Crucifixion was practiced by the Romans as well as other cultures. It is considered one of the most brutal and painful ways to carry out an execution.
The execution of Jesus Christ by Rome.
The execution of Spartacus and his fellow rebels after an uprising.
crucifixion by jesster79 February 21, 2005

Oral Crucifixion

The act of punishing someone for saying something so sinful that a crucifix must be shoved into their mouth as though it were a huge black cock to prevent them from continuing.
"Yeah, Traci was talking about my grandma and I couldn't handle it anymore so I grabbed the cross and gave her a good old oral crucifixion"
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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