Crocafish 

An animal with a crocodile like snout and fish gills, from the Jurassic period. This large fish is a vegetarian. It’s snout shape makes an upwards curl looking like a smile. It has round nodules on its spine to protect it from predators by appearing like boulders on the bottom on the water basin when still.

It’s also a term used in disc golf, when failing miserably.

That shot was a crocafish!🤬

Crocafish by Christenp31 July 2, 2022

cockfishing 

The act of locating and extracting ones penis through the openings in the underwear and pants while standing at a urinal

I almost pissed myself because I spent 2 minutes cockfishing!

cockfishing by DrMoo October 27, 2008

Cockfished 

When a guy talks about how big his cock is and sends duck pics at a clever angle, making his penis look larger than it is

I had such high expectations from the dick pics. But it was tiny! I got totally cockfished

Cockfished by Barkerdlr January 11, 2017

Chocfish bandit 

Pirates of the brown cave, purveyors of feltch juice. All are people who enjoy a bit of bum.

Chad - "Hey Greg, come stick your tongue in my butt hole."

Greg - "F**k you Chad, I ain't no Chocfish bandit."

Chocfish bandit by Knob Rob October 3, 2006

Cockfishing 

The act of sending photos of a penis that is not yours to unsuspecting women (or gay men) who have no idea until its too late.

John was cockfishing Sarah again, that is definitely not his dick.

Cockfishing by Sup Crew December 21, 2018

Cockfish 

The opposite of catfish. When you are a transgender who was born a male & you try to deceive your potential straight male date into believing they are a female.

The football player from Virginia Tech got cockfished & now he is facing serious charges. I hope he walks.

Cockfish by Charlie Badass June 12, 2021

cockfished 

When you think the guy who you're about to hook up with seems to have a bigger cock than what he actually has.

Allison: Was he packin' or nah?
Jamie: Naw girl. He cockfished me.

cockfished by oshitatwix July 2, 2017