Crocafish

An animal with a crocodile like snout and fish gills, from the Jurassic period. This large fish is a vegetarian. It’s snout shape makes an upwards curl looking like a smile. It has round nodules on its spine to protect it from predators by appearing like boulders on the bottom on the water basin when still.

It’s also a term used in disc golf, when failing miserably.

That shot was a crocafish!🤬

by Christenp31 July 2, 2022

cockfishing

The act of locating and extracting ones penis through the openings in the underwear and pants while standing at a urinal

I almost pissed myself because I spent 2 minutes cockfishing!

by DrMoo October 27, 2008

Cockfished

When a guy talks about how big his cock is and sends duck pics at a clever angle, making his penis look larger than it is

I had such high expectations from the dick pics. But it was tiny! I got totally cockfished

by Barkerdlr January 11, 2017

Chocfish bandit

Pirates of the brown cave, purveyors of feltch juice. All are people who enjoy a bit of bum.

Chad - "Hey Greg, come stick your tongue in my butt hole."

Greg - "F**k you Chad, I ain't no Chocfish bandit."

by Knob Rob October 3, 2006

Cockfishing

The act of sending photos of a penis that is not yours to unsuspecting women (or gay men) who have no idea until its too late.

John was cockfishing Sarah again, that is definitely not his dick.

by Sup Crew December 21, 2018

Cockfish

The opposite of catfish. When you are a transgender who was born a male & you try to deceive your potential straight male date into believing they are a female.

The football player from Virginia Tech got cockfished & now he is facing serious charges. I hope he walks.

by Charlie Badass June 12, 2021

cockfished

When you think the guy who you're about to hook up with seems to have a bigger cock than what he actually has.

Allison: Was he packin' or nah?
Jamie: Naw girl. He cockfished me.

by oshitatwix July 2, 2017