crutchcricket

it's my name idiots! it only applies to me. .think ur cool lookin it up well it doesn't mean anything to YOU!!not to be confused withcrotchcricket

"my nick is crutchcricket"

by Crutchcricket February 17, 2004

Sabertooth Crotchcricket

1. a slang term for pubic lice (see also crabs) 2. a term for any four legged insect that scares the piss out of your girlfriend or boyfriend.

That boy is always grabbing himself, he must have a serious case of the sabertooth crotchcrickets.

by Ixy July 25, 2003

Sabertooth Crotchcricket

Another name for Pubic Lice or Crabs.
Or to insult someone who is extremely hairy or u just dont like!

DJ is a sabertooth crotchcricket

by Mike Vaughan February 2, 2004

Sabertooth Crotchcricket

possibly the most ridiculous word in the english language

dude i think my sabertooth crotchcrickets have migrated over to you trouserbrush garden

by Daniel March 15, 2005

crotchcricket

see crotch cricket. a pubic louse, commonly called a crab. Used jokingly by medical personnel.

This guy complained about an itch down there, and when he pulled his pants down, they were jumpin' with crotchcrickets.

by Dr Crotchrot August 30, 2008

crotchcricket

an annoying person, one almost considered parasitic.

shut up you god damn crotchcricket

by bigtuna January 27, 2004