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crotchbulge 

1. (noun) A slang term synonymous with crapping one's pants.
My wife got a nasty crotchbulge last week while I was reading in the shitter. I didn't get sex for a week because of that!
crotchbulge by Pea Tear Griffyn August 9, 2004

crotchnugget 

A baby; a deragatory term.
Possibly derived from the fact that babies are not very big and come from a woman's crotch.
"Some people think nothing is more important than their own fucking crotchnugget."
crotchnugget by gluedmfo July 20, 2009

crotch bulge

A large, pertruding bump from a male's genital region. In best cases it will be noticeable from over 25 feets away. Basically, the best thing in the world.
boy 1: dammit man, look at his crotch bulge... I could never compete with that :(
crotch bulge by Erica :] September 9, 2006

Crotchbutter 

The product derived from the act of using a crotch as the churn, and a penis as the plunger. Most successful after several sessions, when there is enough accumulated fluid (both penile and vaginal 'milk') to facilitate the churn action.

Commonly noticed among milk fetishists, the addition of real milk (for best results use whole milk) or cream speeds the process.

Churning the cream brings its fat globules together and causes them to clump into lumps of crotchbutter, leaving a liquid called crotch milk.

Generally an acquired taste, as it is a bit tangier than the common grocery store variety. However, some people actually enjoy the taste of properly churned crotchbutter the first time.

Also possible to make chocolate crotchbutter, and chocolate crotchmilk by repeating the process in the anus. Only the truly hardcore appreciate the taste of this 'delicacy'.
After several hours of creampie sessions with Samantha, Joey noticed the crotchbutter had achieved the perfect consistency for consumption. As he went down to sample the delectable delight, he exclaimed, "Holy shit girl, this crotchbutter is the bomb!"
Crotchbutter by mulva69 July 26, 2009

crotchmullet 

A crotchmullet is simply a reference to the miraculous gradual lenghtening of hair of the male or female genetalia, where the common expression "business in front" refers to the frontal region, and "party in the back" refers to the increased length of hair toward the anal region.
"Hey Tonya, can you pass me the clippers and a mirror, I have to trim my crotchmullet so Howard will go down on me."
crotchmullet by Laney&Jason May 30, 2006

Crotchbleeder 

"Crotchbleeder" is a denigrating term that refers to a woman working in a career field that is not traditional for females.
1. She used to be really nice to socialize with, until she took that job and, almost overnight, she became an insufferable crotchbleeder.

2. I know that she is a crotchbleeder, but, to be truthful, i like her anyway.
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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