The act of defecating on a glass table, while another person's face is directly below the table/feces. Similar to the hot karl and the warm karl
by Schnizzle October 15, 2003
the bulge that is divulged in the crotch area by various objects (i.e. an erect penis, socks, pants, puppets, etc.)
Mackinley was so drawn to Mike's crotchbulge that she pulled down his pants, only to discover a sock puppet inside.
by Schnizzle July 22, 2004
The act of defecating on another's forehead with only a piece of cling wrap separating the feces from the forehead. Similar to the hot karl and the cold karl.
by Schnizzle October 15, 2003