crotch watch

You know how guys stare at boobs at the mall? The same way, girls and homosexual guys stare at the genital region of passing people.

Guy 1: Actually... it's men who crotch watch (other men); most women don't.

by Fractal-Pterodactyl November 23, 2013

crotch watch

The act in which a homosexual's (usually a male) eyes wander from direct eye contact to the genital region.

Nathan: Man, that dude never looks me in the eye when he talks to me!
Keith: Well, thats because he is on crotch watch

by thomas jenkins July 27, 2007

crotch watcher

crotch watcher
A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.

EX:
Joe: "Dude, I keep catching my girlfriend crotch watching random black guys."
Lenny: "Maybe it's because you have a small dick, dude."

by Joe April 7, 2005

croch watch

when your sitting and a female with big butt and tight jeans walks in and you cant help but look at her croch and ass ..because your eye level with it..

"yo i was falling asleep in that meeting until sheila walked in and i just croched watched until she sat down...i was awake with wood..

by shawnj1215 September 11, 2005

Secret Crotch Watcher

Someone who uses tables to hide an erection when pretending to do work but are really watching the crotch of the hot girl wearing a skirt sitting opposite.

Breadmond: Willy-pig!? Why do you have a table on your crotch?
Willy-pig: I'm doing work!
Skirt Girl: OMG!? i just saw you looking at my crotch up my skirt!!
Willy-pig: I'M NOT!! I'm doing my work!!
Breadmond: Yeah!! Sure you Secret Crotch Watcher!

by ZzOoBb October 14, 2009

Crotchwatcher

A perverted indivdual who stares at people's crotch area looking for identifiable traces of sexual organs.

Check that crotchwatcher scoping for fanny bulge.

by Rhinestone Souron October 7, 2006

crotchwatching

To look at crotch to be a pervert.

i went to the tanning salon and was crotchwatching

by nuuvsc May 8, 2007