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You know how guys stare at boobs at the mall? The same way, girls and homosexual guys stare at the genital region of passing people.
Guy 1: Actually... it's men who crotch watch (other men); most women don't.
by Fractal-Pterodactyl November 23, 2013
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The act in which a homosexual's (usually a male) eyes wander from direct eye contact to the genital region.
Nathan: Man, that dude never looks me in the eye when he talks to me!
Keith: Well, thats because he is on crotch watch
by thomas jenkins June 26, 2007
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