crotch bat
A spoof NERF toy for hitting others in the crotch. About the length of a baseball bat and padded with foam. Originated in one of Saturday Night Live's fake commercials.
crotch bat by dark30 October 3, 2004
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crotch bat
Urban legend. A domesticated vampire bat a woman keeps in her panties, especially during her menstrual period, which eliminates the need for sanitary napkins or tampons. Doubles as a chastity device and rape deterrent.
I was going to take advantage of the passed-out hottie, until her crotch bat poked his nasty little head out of her pants, chittering and hissing at me.
crotch bat by NeoProg June 15, 2010
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Crotchwatcher
A perverted indivdual who stares at people's crotch area looking for identifiable traces of sexual organs.
Crotchwatcher by Rhinestone Souron October 7, 2006
Crotchbutter
The product derived from the act of using a crotch as the churn, and a penis as the plunger. Most successful after several sessions, when there is enough accumulated fluid (both penile and vaginal 'milk') to facilitate the churn action.
Commonly noticed among milk fetishists, the addition of real milk (for best results use whole milk) or cream speeds the process.
Churning the cream brings its fat globules together and causes them to clump into lumps of crotchbutter, leaving a liquid called crotch milk.
Generally an acquired taste, as it is a bit tangier than the common grocery store variety. However, some people actually enjoy the taste of properly churned crotchbutter the first time.
Also possible to make chocolate crotchbutter, and chocolate crotchmilk by repeating the process in the anus. Only the truly hardcore appreciate the taste of this 'delicacy'.
Commonly noticed among milk fetishists, the addition of real milk (for best results use whole milk) or cream speeds the process.
Churning the cream brings its fat globules together and causes them to clump into lumps of crotchbutter, leaving a liquid called crotch milk.
Generally an acquired taste, as it is a bit tangier than the common grocery store variety. However, some people actually enjoy the taste of properly churned crotchbutter the first time.
Also possible to make chocolate crotchbutter, and chocolate crotchmilk by repeating the process in the anus. Only the truly hardcore appreciate the taste of this 'delicacy'.
After several hours of creampie sessions with Samantha, Joey noticed the crotchbutter had achieved the perfect consistency for consumption. As he went down to sample the delectable delight, he exclaimed, "Holy shit girl, this crotchbutter is the bomb!"
Crotchbutter by mulva69 July 26, 2009
Crotchball
A ball of tissue paper that has lodged itself in the vagina after peeing... sometimes found by a man while performing oral sex. Also known as a Sandie Davis.
I was going down on this beautiful woman, but I had to stop and pick out the crotchballs before I could continue.
Crotchball by Lassidar March 13, 2009
Crotchbite
Crotchbite
crotchbit·ten, (btn) or crotchbit·ing, crotchbites
A disasgreeable situation.
A stroke of bad luck.
To actually bite someones crotch.
crotchbit·ten, (btn) or crotchbit·ing, crotchbites
A disasgreeable situation.
A stroke of bad luck.
To actually bite someones crotch.
"Extra homework?! What a crotchbite!"
"Geez, they know? Talk about a crotchbite."
"HOLY CRAP, WHAT'S WITH THE CROTCHBITE?!"
"Geez, they know? Talk about a crotchbite."
"HOLY CRAP, WHAT'S WITH THE CROTCHBITE?!"
Crotchbite by Robert "Zimarooski" Salazar February 12, 2004
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