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Crotchbutt

When you can see the lower part of the butt from the front, beneath the crotch. Also known as "reverse ass cleavage".
I love the photo of this posing bikini model - the crotchbutt look turns me on.
by KatanaDK2 February 6, 2012
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crotchrotting circle

A small gathering of men. Central is the discussion of tools, power tools, and crotchrot.

Antonym: Crochetting Circle
Dang, man. We better get down to the crotchrotting circle before we miss ragging on crot.
by Bur Selieu December 2, 2004
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Crotchbutter

The product derived from the act of using a crotch as the churn, and a penis as the plunger. Most successful after several sessions, when there is enough accumulated fluid (both penile and vaginal 'milk') to facilitate the churn action.

Commonly noticed among milk fetishists, the addition of real milk (for best results use whole milk) or cream speeds the process.

Churning the cream brings its fat globules together and causes them to clump into lumps of crotchbutter, leaving a liquid called crotch milk.

Generally an acquired taste, as it is a bit tangier than the common grocery store variety. However, some people actually enjoy the taste of properly churned crotchbutter the first time.

Also possible to make chocolate crotchbutter, and chocolate crotchmilk by repeating the process in the anus. Only the truly hardcore appreciate the taste of this 'delicacy'.
After several hours of creampie sessions with Samantha, Joey noticed the crotchbutter had achieved the perfect consistency for consumption. As he went down to sample the delectable delight, he exclaimed, "Holy shit girl, this crotchbutter is the bomb!"
by mulva69 July 26, 2009
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crotchbulge

the bulge that is divulged in the crotch area by various objects (i.e. an erect penis, socks, pants, puppets, etc.)
Mackinley was so drawn to Mike's crotchbulge that she pulled down his pants, only to discover a sock puppet inside.
by Schnizzle July 21, 2004
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clutchbutt

The pain you feel the next day in your left buttcheek after driving for numerous hours on city streets with a manual-transmission car.
"After driving around town all day I awoke the next morning with a painful case of clutchbutt"
by Chris Gunter October 1, 2006
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Crotchbite

Crotchbite

crotchbit·ten, (btn) or crotchbit·ing, crotchbites

A disasgreeable situation.

A stroke of bad luck.

To actually bite someones crotch.
"Extra homework?! What a crotchbite!"

"Geez, they know? Talk about a crotchbite."

"HOLY CRAP, WHAT'S WITH THE CROTCHBITE?!"
by Robert "Zimarooski" Salazar February 12, 2004
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Crotchburn

What you get after sliding down a broken rope swing. Hurts like a bitch, resulting in what is similar period blood. Will cause you to be the subject of ridicule for the rest of your life.
"Jumping onto that plastic kiddie ropeswing was a mistake, I slid all the way down it and landed on my ass, along with getting a major crotchburn."
by iamyourmommm July 24, 2009
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