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Crotchbite

crotchbit·ten, (btn) or crotchbit·ing, crotchbites

A disasgreeable situation.

A stroke of bad luck.

To actually bite someones crotch.
"Extra homework?! What a crotchbite!"

"Geez, they know? Talk about a crotchbite."

"HOLY CRAP, WHAT'S WITH THE CROTCHBITE?!"
by Robert "Zimarooski" Salazar February 12, 2004
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When a girl's pants are so tight they ride up in the front. See camel toe
At the gym the lady with the spandex on had serious crotch bite.
by Inovidable October 20, 2007
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