Crotchbite
crotchbit·ten, (btn) or crotchbit·ing, crotchbites
A disasgreeable situation.
A stroke of bad luck.
To actually bite someones crotch.
crotchbit·ten, (btn) or crotchbit·ing, crotchbites
A disasgreeable situation.
A stroke of bad luck.
To actually bite someones crotch.
"Extra homework?! What a crotchbite!"
"Geez, they know? Talk about a crotchbite."
"HOLY CRAP, WHAT'S WITH THE CROTCHBITE?!"
"Geez, they know? Talk about a crotchbite."
"HOLY CRAP, WHAT'S WITH THE CROTCHBITE?!"
by Robert "Zimarooski" Salazar February 12, 2004
Get the Crotchbite mug.Confidence stemming from the power held within one's crotch, often because of the largeness of one's trouserworm.
by elementary-son September 7, 2012
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Crotchbite
• crotchdité
• crotchies
• crotchity
• crotchie
• crotchbutter
• Crotchfire
• crotchpit
• crotchital
• crotchwitchiter
The part where your leg meets your crotch and you build up a sweat line while exercising. Perhaps like an 'armpit' but for your crotch.
by ISSEXY April 25, 2010
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Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.
One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020
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by Katie April 25, 2005
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by ISSEXY April 25, 2010
Get the crotchpit mug.The product derived from the act of using a crotch as the churn, and a penis as the plunger. Most successful after several sessions, when there is enough accumulated fluid (both penile and vaginal 'milk') to facilitate the churn action.
Commonly noticed among milk fetishists, the addition of real milk (for best results use whole milk) or cream speeds the process.
Churning the cream brings its fat globules together and causes them to clump into lumps of crotchbutter, leaving a liquid called crotch milk.
Generally an acquired taste, as it is a bit tangier than the common grocery store variety. However, some people actually enjoy the taste of properly churned crotchbutter the first time.
Also possible to make chocolate crotchbutter, and chocolate crotchmilk by repeating the process in the anus. Only the truly hardcore appreciate the taste of this 'delicacy'.
Commonly noticed among milk fetishists, the addition of real milk (for best results use whole milk) or cream speeds the process.
Churning the cream brings its fat globules together and causes them to clump into lumps of crotchbutter, leaving a liquid called crotch milk.
Generally an acquired taste, as it is a bit tangier than the common grocery store variety. However, some people actually enjoy the taste of properly churned crotchbutter the first time.
Also possible to make chocolate crotchbutter, and chocolate crotchmilk by repeating the process in the anus. Only the truly hardcore appreciate the taste of this 'delicacy'.
After several hours of creampie sessions with Samantha, Joey noticed the crotchbutter had achieved the perfect consistency for consumption. As he went down to sample the delectable delight, he exclaimed, "Holy shit girl, this crotchbutter is the bomb!"
by mulva69 July 26, 2009
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