crotchfat

Relatively self-explanatory - the mound of fat, found usually in women but sometimes in men - over the crotch in very obese people. Also spelled crotch fat.

My high school librarian had some serious crotchfat - I don't know how she can even fit in her pants.

by BWS55 February 11, 2008

Crotchfidence

Confidence stemming from the power held within one's crotch, often because of the largeness of one's trouserworm.

Wow, Matt Cameron of Soundgarden and Pearl Jam sure has lots of crotchfidence.

by elementary-son September 7, 2012

Crotchfruit

The meddlesome beings breeders create.

"Madam, could you please find it in yourself to take some measures to keep your crotchfruit out of my yard?"

by Uncle Jefs January 3, 2006

Crotchability

One who has an irresistible tendency to draw another to the crotchal region.
Sometimes referred to as 'the C Factor.'

"You are drawn to mine, and no one else seems to be. Does this diminish my crotchability?"

"You have an extreme crotchability. I can't seem to keep my hands off it."

"Alli defiantly has the C Factor going for her".

by McGee Baxter 2012 November 6, 2010

Crotcheted

Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.

Getting unusually angry over something stupid.

That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.

One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.

by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020

Crotchfester

An affectionate term for the Rochester, New York, area throughout the winter months.

Damn, a whiteout blizzard and a -11 degree windchill- just another day in the Crotchfester.

by Michael H Hauk December 22, 2008

crotchet

(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.

A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.

by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010